This is not a fortune cookie.
There may be futility in resisting. But resist you must.
Get into fortune cookie business. I heard there is a fortune in it.
Take out a personal ad. It will be answered. By your wife. Lucky you. I mean unlucky you. I mean uh-oh!
When in doubt, eat chocolate!
You will go on a moonlit beach walk. In real or in front of LCD can’t be guaranteed.
Notes: NaPoWriMo 2013 Day 21 . The prompt today was to write 1-liners for fortune cookies. Busy with lots of other activities. This is a very raw cut. I will be difficult to meet the challenge for the next 3 days as well.